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No.

Dammit, Stiles. I don't








Hi, my name is Derek Hale and I'm a grumpy-ass werewolf.

I like to lurk around Beacon Hills High School like it's my job. (Class, say hello to Derek. Hello, Derek. See, Derek, they like you! They really like you!!) I used to go to school there but I never graduated which really hurt my chances of being the best werewolf baseball star MLB has ever seen.

I have to have something to do when I'm not creeping around the high school, so I mostly hang out around the burnt out shell of my family's house in the middle of the forest and do some badass feats of strength like shirtless one handed pushups cause being a werewolf is no excuse not to care for your body, amirite? Somebody's gotta make sure this ass looks fine in tight jeans. Yeah, my Camaro? Not compensating for anything.

One day Scott and I will be werewolf bros. Do you think maybe if I loom in the corner of his bedroom some more he will love me? The bite is a giiiiift, Scott. Scooooottt! All I want to do is teach you how to werewolf good. :(

And also I should learn to trust Stiles and tell him what's going on with all the freaky supernatural shit because not only is he a genius who is always right he is one sexy ass mofo. I'd totally hit it.



[Derek Hale is from Teen Wolf and is the property of MTV. He appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made.]